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    • Crysyn

      Only help if you can be helpful

      Hey All, A topic has come up of late in the IRC channel in regards to the general feel of the forums and the community that supports them. Things have progressed further than I would have liked with out this being addressed more publicly because I would much rather have snubbed this out sooner rather than later.. but I have been busy. Here is the general rule I would like people to follow: Wheaton's Law "Don't be a dick." Those of you from the IRC channel know that this is the only rule I ask people in there to follow and we generally have a good and lively time chatting about all manner of things. This is basic rule that just about everyone understands and I am going to expand it to the forums from here moving forward. If you can not help people in a helpful and polite manner then I simply ask you to stop. Now I generally take a back seat to moderating the forums as I like to participate in the suggestions forum fairly heavily at times and would rather do so as a forums user than a moderator. But I am also fairly well known for being the person who constantly puts their foot down and so I am stepping up and doing so on here. If you find yourself unable to respond to a message politely then I ask that you do not respond. This mostly focuses on the increasing level of hostility found within the Suggestion forum as well as the Server forum. I do not care if this is the 30th some odd time you have seen someone make the same suggestion. Or even if the new post on an older topic is one entry above the old one. I expect the members of this forum to respond politely to the user, new or old, and point to the older topic if it applies and even go the extra step to suggest they either add in new information or to summarize the outcome of the previous discussion based upon the new post's entry into it. That is what we are here for, that is why I close most topics instead of deleting them, so that they can be found and referenced down the road. The next topic is the slew of derailment attempts I have seen as of late. If you want to have fun and joke around that is what the off topic forum is for and pretty much anything goes there. I do not expect to read a suggestion thread and have to go through 3 pages of image memes people have shot back and forth. Quite simply this is a waste of my time to read and then have to clean up. Now for the summary. I am going to start taking a more active role, especially in policing the suggestion forum, and handing out warn levels to people whom I see doing this. These will be indiscriminate and applied not to just the first person who derails or is impolite on a topic or response, but to everyone whom follows the lead of that person. As I do not like doing things with out giving you all warning this post shall serve as that warning. If you have a desire to bring this topic up with me then I invite you to do so on the IRC channel. Lets raise the level of quality and grow the community. Let us not descend into the quality often found on the minecraft or league of legend forums. There is simply no need for that here. Be passionate about things, just do not be abusive.
    • Kittychanley

      Offline Servers

      Recently I've seen a few server listings showing up on the first page of the Servers forum that have been closed for an extended period of time, but have recently gotten a reply from a new member who didn't realize the server is offline. To help prevent this from happening in the future, it would be greatly appreciated if you could use the report function on the original post of any servers that have been confirmed as offline, so that the topic may be locked. If you are the admin of a server and plan on taking the server offline, please use the report function on the original post of your topic to let the TFC Staff know that the topic should be locked. If you are the admin of a server that has a locked topic, and would wish to bring the server back online, please use the report function on the original post of the topic to let the TFC Staff know that the topic should be unlocked. As always, please remember to follow rule #3 of the servers forum and update your topic title to contain the version of TFC that the server is currently running. You can do so by editing the OP, and then clicking on "Use Full Editor."

Three Word Story

177 posts in this topic

Summary :

here i go to the park to see my very large cousin. who looks like a hairy dog who ate at his house because the burger joint was closed due to an invasion by the SWAT ninja bunnies brigade that took over ipman's home city also known as foshan, in the world of Narnia goverened by the US president, Barack Mihail Terry Wong However, that is just an imposter that hates to show his true banana. I will now begin a new life as Commander Shepard vas the winner of the Normandy SR-2 and the Hunger consumed the Flood that took over the ink sac of life. Now this is what Will inevitably happen to the world That I made. in my pants The Organization invaded the nether regions cities, towns, and home base, the Allies fought valiantly and conquered British top hats. Therefor the beaver population was conquered by the Russian vodka and Russia drank 40 floz bottles of Russian vodka ;they got drunk and sang songs about flying white ponies. Then they went to space , the realm of evil dastardly aliens loving to spasm into bloody chunks. Then the fairy began to assault the bloody chunks and devoured them to hellish oblivion of the Underworld goverened by Cerberus and Hercules's son who is called Booby the Goat.Henceforth, this day the armies of Calabash reign the entire Multiverse and wait for the day that Hey-Zeus will use for lightning firing the golden tree of Hepheastus, the god of that tree who ate the pig iron apple of blue steel and rose gold mined from the awesome planet Pheromone that appeared when Ronald Regan threw a molotov cocktail that blew his new awesome tank out of the water mixed with oil and some tea harvested from the crazy Kookaburra beans that were used to get people to breathe fire and kill the slaves of Mr. Potato, the current president of the hand of grace because he was a big potato that potatoed everyone to mashed potato-ness because he was obviously the potato that looked like a potato-shaped yellow big potato that was a president of the big potatoes company that sold potatoes as man slaves to farm potatoes that were used to make tomato goo.Then he ate the goo and turned her into a bear. the bear then ate him and spit him out. INTO A PIT of sharpened librarians that were actually crazy killers like pipi long stocks that celebrated Christmas with a sharp book of History which burned forevermore. Then he shot the rasengan into a pit of Bioxx's coal that was charcoal from a tree made of blankets and pillows of small children's souls and the tooth was kapok wood and red steel and gold nuggets and silver if the rocket starts to listen to say say hi I am the excited evil pumpkinMasterWhoWhooo but I am not understanding this at all now and probably will do a suicide because I am a silly wolf. But first i am not silly what have i?Soon after that do then maybe? What is happening? THidD iSssS Maattscsrichhhhhhs (alright, calling it quits, will someone sumarize what we got into a metastory for us?)


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hehe, thanks krski, now to edit out the last sentence and start a new thread :3


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