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      Only help if you can be helpful

      Hey All, A topic has come up of late in the IRC channel in regards to the general feel of the forums and the community that supports them. Things have progressed further than I would have liked with out this being addressed more publicly because I would much rather have snubbed this out sooner rather than later.. but I have been busy. Here is the general rule I would like people to follow: Wheaton's Law "Don't be a dick." Those of you from the IRC channel know that this is the only rule I ask people in there to follow and we generally have a good and lively time chatting about all manner of things. This is basic rule that just about everyone understands and I am going to expand it to the forums from here moving forward. If you can not help people in a helpful and polite manner then I simply ask you to stop. Now I generally take a back seat to moderating the forums as I like to participate in the suggestions forum fairly heavily at times and would rather do so as a forums user than a moderator. But I am also fairly well known for being the person who constantly puts their foot down and so I am stepping up and doing so on here. If you find yourself unable to respond to a message politely then I ask that you do not respond. This mostly focuses on the increasing level of hostility found within the Suggestion forum as well as the Server forum. I do not care if this is the 30th some odd time you have seen someone make the same suggestion. Or even if the new post on an older topic is one entry above the old one. I expect the members of this forum to respond politely to the user, new or old, and point to the older topic if it applies and even go the extra step to suggest they either add in new information or to summarize the outcome of the previous discussion based upon the new post's entry into it. That is what we are here for, that is why I close most topics instead of deleting them, so that they can be found and referenced down the road. The next topic is the slew of derailment attempts I have seen as of late. If you want to have fun and joke around that is what the off topic forum is for and pretty much anything goes there. I do not expect to read a suggestion thread and have to go through 3 pages of image memes people have shot back and forth. Quite simply this is a waste of my time to read and then have to clean up. Now for the summary. I am going to start taking a more active role, especially in policing the suggestion forum, and handing out warn levels to people whom I see doing this. These will be indiscriminate and applied not to just the first person who derails or is impolite on a topic or response, but to everyone whom follows the lead of that person. As I do not like doing things with out giving you all warning this post shall serve as that warning. If you have a desire to bring this topic up with me then I invite you to do so on the IRC channel. Lets raise the level of quality and grow the community. Let us not descend into the quality often found on the minecraft or league of legend forums. There is simply no need for that here. Be passionate about things, just do not be abusive.
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      Offline Servers

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dukejuke

Crack a joke

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Alright, comedy time!

All jokes are welcomed, be they text, ascii art or memes.

Though kudos to the people making me flip over laughing without posting a meme :) .

Broad diversity is to be encouraged, from puns of other jokes posted, musical jokes

or in my case very twisted humor.

making dead baby jokes is strongly encouraged by my part, though implicit sexual content with

aforementioned and other similar themes (see spoiler if you dare) is uhmmm...errrr, lets keep it happy guys ^^

Bottomline of this, jokes with descriptive or considerably detailed sexual content will not be tolerated!

EDIT: WARNING!!!! THIS IS PURELY FOR THE SAKE OF SHOWING NOT TO DO THIS.

BY OPENING THIS SPOILER YOU AGREE THAT YOU ARE AT LEAST 18 YEARS

OF AGE, DO NOT HAVE A FAINT HEART, DO NOT MIND MENTAL SCARRING OR HAVE MEMORIES OF CHILD ABUSE.

what is the hardest part when blending a baby?

Answer: masturbating while you hold the camera.

EDIT: So i had a chat with spanser in IRC about how i was drunk while doing this.

I realised i had to make this example thing a bit more clear.

I will start.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Answer:

it depends on how hard you throw them.

Please keep your jokes in the format as seen above

I'l leave the rest to you guys :P

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and so the great age of humor passed by unnoticed....

come on guys, i cant be the only one that knows disturbing jokes.....

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hehehe......

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a tree?

1 dead baby in ten trees

Whats the differentce between a ferrari and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream?

Because Timmy got hit by a bus

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yayyyyy jokes ^^

lovely now for a good one...

what do you get when you cross a government official with a marine?

A killersnail.

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WARNING, OFFENSIVE AS HELL!

what kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?

a pedophile

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well.....*ouch*....that...escalated quickly..

But as long as proper warnings are given (in fashion of what i and killster did) it should be okay :P

-WARNING MAY LEAD TO CRYING, UNCONTROLLED SOBBING AND/OR POSSIBLE CATHARSIS-

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:o NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo *cries*
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well.....*ouch*....that...escalated quickly..

But as long as proper warnings are given (in fashion of what i and killster did) it should be okay :P

-WARNING MAY LEAD TO CRYING, UNCONTROLLED SOBBING AND/OR POSSIBLE CATHARSIS-

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or in my case, uncontrollable maniacal laughter
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somewhat like this? hmm?

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somewhat like this? hmm?

as i mow my lawn...
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i know killster, i know.....*pats him on back*

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*writes dukejuke's name in the Death Note* :ph34r:

(careful, somewhat wrong :D)

anyway: what is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?

a baby with slashed floaties

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she was shot in the back

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ninjaed by killster.....

i was supposed to post that.....2 posts ago.....

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Non-sensical Joke:

 

What would you do if you found out your high school transforms into a colossal emerald-colored tower of death at exactly 12:00 AM?

 

WARNING: Expect extremely non-sensical answer!

Make a sandwich.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Hungry

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So two strings walk into a bar. One says, "I'd like a rum and [email protected][>t6#$%*kl."The other says, "You'll have to excuse my friend; he's not null-terminated."

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Essays written in programming languages

 

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What is the hardest part of being a pedophile?

 

fitting in

 

yeah i revived this with a pretty corny one >.<

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Le me joining internet chat...

Me :Hello!Me :Who's there!Server: DiscoMe :Disco who ?Server :Disconnectedle me procede in ultimate rage .....

 

Its a little corny ,i know....

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Why did the school bus stop?

 

-WARNING: VERY GORY AND SAD AND MAY CAUSE SOBBING (OR MANIACAL LAUGHTER).

 

 

Because the Chryssalids horribly mutilated all of the students inside and turned them into zombie hosts for their young.

 

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my brain: wtf's a chryssalid, my heart: doesnt matter, young dead zombie hosts

 

my brain: oh hey, looks like zombieland, LETS HAVE A MANWICH

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How many pedophiles does it take to screw in a light bullb?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ANSWER:

Zero, who wants to screw a light socket?

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Joke:

 

Go home and read a guide on how to be a comedian, your jokes aren't funny.

 

(Sounds more blunt and mean, to be honest, :(.)

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