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    • Crysyn

      Only help if you can be helpful

      Hey All, A topic has come up of late in the IRC channel in regards to the general feel of the forums and the community that supports them. Things have progressed further than I would have liked with out this being addressed more publicly because I would much rather have snubbed this out sooner rather than later.. but I have been busy. Here is the general rule I would like people to follow: Wheaton's Law "Don't be a dick." Those of you from the IRC channel know that this is the only rule I ask people in there to follow and we generally have a good and lively time chatting about all manner of things. This is basic rule that just about everyone understands and I am going to expand it to the forums from here moving forward. If you can not help people in a helpful and polite manner then I simply ask you to stop. Now I generally take a back seat to moderating the forums as I like to participate in the suggestions forum fairly heavily at times and would rather do so as a forums user than a moderator. But I am also fairly well known for being the person who constantly puts their foot down and so I am stepping up and doing so on here. If you find yourself unable to respond to a message politely then I ask that you do not respond. This mostly focuses on the increasing level of hostility found within the Suggestion forum as well as the Server forum. I do not care if this is the 30th some odd time you have seen someone make the same suggestion. Or even if the new post on an older topic is one entry above the old one. I expect the members of this forum to respond politely to the user, new or old, and point to the older topic if it applies and even go the extra step to suggest they either add in new information or to summarize the outcome of the previous discussion based upon the new post's entry into it. That is what we are here for, that is why I close most topics instead of deleting them, so that they can be found and referenced down the road. The next topic is the slew of derailment attempts I have seen as of late. If you want to have fun and joke around that is what the off topic forum is for and pretty much anything goes there. I do not expect to read a suggestion thread and have to go through 3 pages of image memes people have shot back and forth. Quite simply this is a waste of my time to read and then have to clean up. Now for the summary. I am going to start taking a more active role, especially in policing the suggestion forum, and handing out warn levels to people whom I see doing this. These will be indiscriminate and applied not to just the first person who derails or is impolite on a topic or response, but to everyone whom follows the lead of that person. As I do not like doing things with out giving you all warning this post shall serve as that warning. If you have a desire to bring this topic up with me then I invite you to do so on the IRC channel. Lets raise the level of quality and grow the community. Let us not descend into the quality often found on the minecraft or league of legend forums. There is simply no need for that here. Be passionate about things, just do not be abusive.
    • Kittychanley

      Offline Servers

      Recently I've seen a few server listings showing up on the first page of the Servers forum that have been closed for an extended period of time, but have recently gotten a reply from a new member who didn't realize the server is offline. To help prevent this from happening in the future, it would be greatly appreciated if you could use the report function on the original post of any servers that have been confirmed as offline, so that the topic may be locked. If you are the admin of a server and plan on taking the server offline, please use the report function on the original post of your topic to let the TFC Staff know that the topic should be locked. If you are the admin of a server that has a locked topic, and would wish to bring the server back online, please use the report function on the original post of the topic to let the TFC Staff know that the topic should be unlocked. As always, please remember to follow rule #3 of the servers forum and update your topic title to contain the version of TFC that the server is currently running. You can do so by editing the OP, and then clicking on "Use Full Editor."
corki99

TFC Engineer

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Simple: 1. Learn c++ and Java. 2. Make a TFC addon that lets you milk squid. 3. Make cheese. 4. Profit?

 

I attached a pair of deer legs to replace my stolen ones. Being the only deer/human hybrid, the Queen of England wants to meet me. What should I say?

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first of all, ask her to forbid hunting on deers. that might become an issue otherwise...

 

 

 

a couple of peenutbutteryellysandwishes entered our dimension and are trying to eat all bananas! help!

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Let them. Bananas are heartless creatures. And they taste nasty.

 

 

I have all the Star Wars songs drilled into my head! How can I ensure they stay there forever?

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plug a cable into your brain and connect it to a computer. next, find a playlist on youtube with all star wars songs. Then upload the list into your brain, write a program that plays that list forever and burn the cable.

 

 

i just created a nuclear bomb out of toiletpaper. should I get the nobel price of peace or should I destroy a nation?

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North Korea seems a little unnecessary. Evacuate the people before you bomb a nation, first.

 

 

I've written the progra- all of a sudden: pineapples -!

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Install iPine (Apple+Pine)

 

I put some buttered bread on the back of my cat.

How can I prevent a white hole?

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Put buttered bread all over the cat so there isn't a cat for the white hole to form on.

(by the way, clever response.)

 

 

iPine seems to be incompatible with everything. Is there a windows version?

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It's called Spruce but everyone hates it like GIMP.

 

The cat stopped accelerating, but is still rotating, it will burn the earth surface

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Smother it with a supplementary amount of liquid nitrogen. If that doesn't work, try not to pet it so roughly. 

 

 

The chicken decided not to cross the road and I need to convince it to. Any ideas?

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What? Are you a real Minecrafter? Use seeds, obviously.

 

ThereisamosquitoJUSTNOWINMYROOMANDITSBITINGME!

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Idunnowhattodoihatebugssothisisbiasedbutitmightbetimetoenditrightthere

 

I ran out of - *words run out*

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Here, here, have some smelling salt.

 

A zombie virus had been released!

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Hehe, chainsaws.

 

 

I've created a paradox by having a lack of problems and I need to get rid of the black hole it created.

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make out on top if it, duh!

 

Tony Stark created a new element by arranging protons and neutrons in a buckyball, but they are all about to collapse in on themselves and obliterate everything with the massive release of energy!

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Surround the affected subatomic particles with a chain mail made entirely of Nokia phones.

 

 

My cat can't stop twitching excessively and rapidly (not really, fabricated for the purpose of this reply). I don't know whether to stop laughing and call a vet or get the heck out of there.

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Run. As far as you know, it could explode.

 

 

 

My keyoard's "" key is roken. What do I do?

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Although mildly inconvenient, you could have the letter "b" on your clipboard all the time and just paste it when you need to. I would make it an excuse to get a beefier computer.

 

 

The cat did indeed explode, so violently that it collapsed back onto itself and now there is a inside-out cat meowing at me for food. Got any therapy recommendations??

 

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Maybe if I figure out how to recreate the explosion I can prevent ptsd before I get it...

 

 

I'm also out of catfood, and the neatest cat store is across the river and through the woods. If I order it, how can I prevent my cat from eating me instead while we wait?

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You can make a cage of the most anciest Tibetan bamboo and wait the cat to ferment. Then you can pet the cat without danger, if you like its inside.

 

My problem is that i don't have any problem just now to write...

 

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Simple, travel to a new dimension and find new problems there

 

 

Help, I tried to build a time machine but I hit the wrong button and now everything but my phone and I is a void, including the time machine

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Does it have wifi?

 

So uhh... i became so hungry i violated causality by eating the tuna sandwich before making it.

Need help to stop zilching into 5th dimension at random, the other me's don't like tuna.

 

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