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PaoloEmilio

Terrafirmacraft jokes

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Ok, this is a page for jokes regarding TFC. You must have played TFC to get them, so ok, here it goes:

 

-You know, I wish I had more graphite so I could finish that blasted blast furnace

 

-Argh! The process of covering that blast furnace structure with iron shits is so slow

 

-I make all my chests out of chestnut wood (Chest - nut)

 

-How do you call a guy that fuels his forge with charcoal when he has a lot of lignite coal?

A time waste machine

 

I hope they aren't that lame, take a try and share some

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I'm gonna need to drink a barrel of fresh water after these jokes. Do keep them coming, though :D

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I'm such a great archer, in fact, I'm so great I can shoot a skeleton from a hundred meters away and send my arrow straight through the ribs without even scratching the bone!

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My forge is melting all my metal and my log cabin isn't even warm. 

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"Do I have a pickaxe?   Dude, I have only been playing for two weeks!  Give me a chance"

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Do ya have a full height blast furnace? Dude, I've been playing TFC for years, give me a chance!

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"Why can't I find some hematite? They should be here somewhere.."

"Well, they're the yellow streaks, that's why."

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Hey, isn't it dangerous to put a burning torch so close to flammable objects?

Don't worry, it won't catch on fire unless I drop it on a pile of logs as a item!

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What ore is this Steve?

Mega-cool periodic robotic table analyzing contents of this ore... this ore is... Native copper... scan complete

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- I want to clear out those 14 blocks of dirt over there

 

- 14 blocks you say?  boy, you will need 6-7 stone shovels to get that done!  

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A picture is worth a thousand words huh :D This one's a winner for sure lol.

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Made my first copper pickaxe and started making a tunnel inside a mountain to look for ores.

Mined one block and the whole mountain collapses on top of you, stone from an adjacent mountain starts rolling down towards you and covers up your banana orchard. Your house on another continent goes up in flames and the freshwater spring behind the house dries out.

Note: Not exaggerated a bit!

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I think that one shared vein of regular Native Gold and poor Galena I found recently is a pretty good joke by itself. 

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Who do call someone who sleeps on rocks? A knapper!

 

I like Seqouias: they're big and they can walk(?) away from crashes with only a dent.

 

What's the different between a chicken and a pheasant? One looks like a hen and the other's a rooster!

 

Enough horrible (and probably poorly-written) puns from me for now....

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