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Everything posted by killster550

  1. Meme War

    well we all know whats going to happen here. basic rules: pictures only, be creative, and NO forms of negativity are allowed. if you use pictures that arent too obvious (anime) provide a explanation why your picture defeats above picture so without further ado
  2. Three Word Story

    here i go spanser made me post some rules, no double posting and no being hateful, i can tell, also, try to make it a story, i dont care about anything as long as it doesnt jump from left to right also if you get ninja'd, edit your post to respond to the one ninja'ing you, to avoid f'ing up the tale and we closed it as of now, heres the story we made in little under a month: here i go to the park to see my very large cousin. who looks like a hairy dog who ate at his house because the burger joint was closed due to an invasion by the SWAT ninja bunnies brigade that took over ipman's home city also known as foshan, in the world of Narnia goverened by the US president, Barack Mihail Terry Wong However, that is just an imposter that hates to show his true banana. I will now begin a new life as Commander Shepard vas the winner of the Normandy SR-2 and the Hunger consumed the Flood that took over the ink sac of life. Now this is what Will inevitably happen to the world That I made. in my pants The Organization invaded the nether regions cities, towns, and home base, the Allies fought valiantly and conquered British top hats. Therefor the beaver population was conquered by the Russian vodka and Russia drank 40 floz bottles of Russian vodka ;they got drunk and sang songs about flying white ponies. Then they went to space , the realm of evil dastardly aliens loving to spasm into bloody chunks. Then the fairy began to assault the bloody chunks and devoured them to hellish oblivion of the Underworld goverened by Cerberus and Hercules's son who is called Booby the Goat.Henceforth, this day the armies of Calabash reign the entire Multiverse and wait for the day that Hey-Zeus will use for lightning firing the golden tree of Hepheastus, the god of that tree who ate the pig iron apple of blue steel and rose gold mined from the awesome planet Pheromone that appeared when Ronald Regan threw a molotov cocktail that blew his new awesome tank out of the water mixed with oil and some tea harvested from the crazy Kookaburra beans that were used to get people to breathe fire and kill the slaves of Mr. Potato, the current president of the hand of grace because he was a big potato that potatoed everyone to mashed potato-ness because he was obviously the potato that looked like a potato-shaped yellow big potato that was a president of the big potatoes company that sold potatoes as man slaves to farm potatoes that were used to make tomato goo.Then he ate the goo and turned her into a bear. the bear then ate him and spit him out. INTO A PIT of sharpened librarians that were actually crazy killers like pipi long stocks that celebrated Christmas with a sharp book of History which burned forevermore. Then he shot the rasengan into a pit of Bioxx's coal that was charcoal from a tree made of blankets and pillows of small children's souls and the tooth was kapok wood and red steel and gold nuggets and silver if the rocket starts to listen to say say hi I am the excited evil pumpkinMasterWhoWhooo but I am not understanding this at all now and probably will do a suicide because I am a silly wolf. But first i am not silly
  3. 7 word story

    now i always wondered if more words = better story. rules: keep it to a max of 7 words, and minimum 1 word, try to keep a story going without derailing TOO far in 1 post. (examples 3 word and 5 word story threads on these forums) ill start: once upon a time there was a

    so i thought ,why not make a off topic with memes perfectly describing us, heres my entry:
  5. 5 word story

    so we ended the 3 word story, same rules as there apply but now with 5 words (krski is gonna be so happy ) this in order to allow people to add more of a unique twist to each of their posts it is of course optional to use ALL words in your sentence
  6. Post your TFcraft Pictures

    pictures, pictures, pictures
  7. Multi-Crossover Roleplay Thread of Randomness

    *walks into thread, killing people left and right* because they have looked upon us and determined there is nothing intelligent on this planet. *walks back out, killing people up and below*
  8. I'm baaaack!

    of course i missed you (even tough iwas gone for a year too), you're our beloved music artist
  9. 7 word story

    Summon past members from the depths, so
  10. I'm Back!

    *violently crashes into srgnoodles's topic to steal it by announcing im back as well*
  11. 7 word story

    (agreed) but what was unknown about the pies
  12. Multi-Crossover Roleplay Thread of Randomness

    *looks at the victorious army* these poor men have no idea what is coming for them...i guess ill go buy them some time *dashes off into the distance, blocking an incoming invasion force 20 times the size of the current army by himself*
  13. Multi-Crossover Roleplay Thread of Randomness

    mortal you say? there is much you still have to learn in this universe, Sir Nitrobus *uses him as a human baseball bat against the remaining enemies, without any damage being inflicted upon him*
  14. Multi-Crossover Roleplay Thread of Randomness

    no need for that Mr Hartford, the big guns are already here *slices the knife in the general direction of the ship and watches everything explode* i told you all i needed was 1 knife didnt i?
  15. Multi-Crossover Roleplay Thread of Randomness

    *crashlands in the middle of all the fighting, freezing every Imperial bullet and Nitrobus and Grelten in a timelock* my friends, we have more pressing matters to address, namely: *massive robots teleport in on the other side of the battlefield, engaging everything they see in amazing displays of firepower* anyone got me a knife? their armor is too thick for even me to cut with just my bare hands (any knife will do)
  16. Multi-Crossover Roleplay Thread of Randomness

    *summons a insane group of absolute badasses* SPARTANS, LETS DO THIS *300's and Halo's Spartans rush into battle together* (in the meantime i have regenerated into my new form, it should be familiar to you i hope (go SDA imagination))
  17. Nostalgia

    the holmesian event was a rapetrain multi topic uberderail, you judge if that was good or not, name me was just a regular 1 topic derail, although the crash was pretty significant
  18. 7 word story

  19. Ask the person below you

    The Watcher in the Water is who watches the watchers why is this world so dull compared to fake worlds
  20. Hey Old and New!

    welcome back musician of the heavens ;D
  21. Destroy the picture above you

    oh cmon be creative
  22. Destroy the picture above you

    enough said
  23. Ask the person below you

    flying cow-pigs anyone here capable of formulating questions more than one or the other?
  24. Hey! Why no to NPCs?

    kittychanley, maybe it'd be a good idea to have some sort of sticky post in suggestions and general including some 'basic' information which otherwise falls into the depths of the forums, like which general ideas are already 100% denied and
  25. Ask the person below you

    neither what is up with the delay on SAO season 2