Xenolith166

That wasn't me, that was your cousin Jim. Why are you hanging off the side of a cliff on a frayed rope?

Allow me to express my apologies by posting an adorable cat picture:

Potato bomb is Potato bomb.

/me says: I like antimatter, it tastes like napalm.

Been there, Done that, Got the T-shirt..... What did I do with the T-shirt?

I AM THE NIGHT!!! How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

/me says: Yay warheads! They go BOOM!

Dark energy murders your Antimatter to death.

Aw, don't worry, I lied. But you should have seen the look on his face. Ok, fine, I didn't see it either, but it must have been hilarious, am I right?

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Sixtygrumpy mobsters quickly picked 9002 selkies from slimy oldiron buckets

Octopus Hey aer mole, haven't seen you in a while. wassup?

I'm slightly envious. OK, more than slightly. Do you guys do any storm-the-castle type things? Have you ever been around any siege engines? (which, by the way, should totally be in TFC) Back to the topic at hand, if you're going to have some kind of scale-like plating over your armor, it may as well be metal, right?

My singularity canon is not amused.

Umm... no? OK FINE I CONFESS BUT I SWEAR I'M NOT THE ONE WHO BURNED DOWN LONDON!!! You won't tell, right?

Ouch, why would you mention an orphan's parents?

/me says: Nuclear energy is far too volatile to be used as anything other than a weapon. If you have not yet moved far above and beyond it, I strongly suggest doing so, before I crush you with a single ship.

/me reads above post /me wonders if spineyrequiem is some kind of medieval reenactment guy /me says: TEACH ME YOUR WAYS OH MASTER

You know, galena is actually a pretty important source of silver. Lead is just a byproduct of silver mining. Therefore, I suggest we do away with lead entirely. After all, it is useless.

AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DANGIT TEAGAN!!!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT DOUBLE POSTS MELT PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!? *Melted Xenolith166 gets poured into human-shaped mold* *mold cracks open, revealing Xenolith166* So, yeah, that happened...

Topic inspired by this post by Bunsan: http://terrafirmacraft.com/f/topic/8157-additional-fuels-for-lanterns/page-3#entry106799As you can see, I got pretty excited about it.Whales and WhalingORKill the WhalesThis topic is about whales, whaling, and cookies. I will address all three of these things in order. First off,Whales:Don't worry, I'm not going to demand you add all 78 types of whales currently recognized by science. Just 3. Or maybe 4, I don't really care. Anyway, to my knowledge, there were usually these three types of whales involved in whaling:"Right" WhalesI don't know why they're called Right whales, but they're fat, slow, and relatively easy to kill. Recommended for beginning Whalers. Here's what the Wiki says: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_whaleHumpbacked WhalesRecommended for more experienced Whalers, they're bigger, stronger, faster, and all around harder to kill. Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpback_whaleSperm WhalesHuge, predatory whales. Can be 20 meters long. Big ones sink ships. Don't believe me? Check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_(whaleship)I don't even need to say that this is for experts only. It's not without its rewards, though: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_whalingNow, on toWhaling:Ok, let's just add whales and make everybody swim after them with a sword to hack off body parts. That'll be fun, right? Yeah, no. I propose we add some newShips/BoatsThere are a few ways we could do this. One, we could have huge whaling ships, taking hundreds of logs to make, with smaller, faster boats tied to it, ready to be deployed at a moment's notice to go after a pod of whales and bring them back in to be sliced to pieces. Two, we could have the smaller, lighter, faster boats, and launch them from shore to go stab a nearby whale into submission. I'm open on how to put this in. Should they be able to be smashed, or not? Should only the small ones be able to be destroyed? I've put it in the poll. You guys decide. Also, with the small boats, you're going to need something to haul the whales with. I'm thinking a chain. Can make out of Wrought Iron or better, better chain lasts longer. Or better chain can haul more dead whales at once. Or just use a rope.HarpoonsAlright, we've gotten the whales, now how should we kill them? Ooh, ooh, I know, I know! We'll throw really heavy rocks at them! NOPE. Stab it with a harpoon. Probably make them out of Wrought Iron or higher. Blah blah blah, better material makes better stabby. If quenching ever becomes a thing, there should be a bonus attack buff on blood-forged stuff, but it should eat some of your health whenever you use it.DEAD WHALESThis will also talk a bit about how a butchering thing could be implemented. Whale dies, Dead Whale entity spawns in and sits there floating. Small boats can tow Dead Whale. When right clicked, chest inventory pops up with your harpoons and the dead whale meat, blubber, whalebone, if it's a sperm whale you could get the spermaceti by putting bottles in a special slot where they fill up with it. Maybe something like the tank cart from railcraft. When all items are taken out, or after a certain amount of time, it despawns.Processing:Cook the meat, boil the blubber (maybe in a crucible?) to turn it into whale oil, do something with spermaceti to turn it into sperm oil (pretty much whale oil, but more expensive) so you can use it for whatever (like lamps, the inspiration for this whole thing), yeah you're pretty much done. Find a use for whalebone, I've got nothing.Yeah, that's pretty much it. Open to suggestions. Xenolith, over and out. You thought I forgot about the cookies, didn't you? Well, I did. EDIT: HOW DO I MAKE THE GAPS BETWEEN ROWS OF TEXT SMALLER!?!?!?!

Y'know, I really didn't want to do this again, but it looks like Ackbar's getting Nuked.

Really? How do you make said ships? Are they the kind like the Archimedes' Ships mod where you build it out of blocks? Or are they an improved version of the regular minecraft boat?