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Everything posted by dukejuke

  1. Haiku Dominoes

    That which never dies May post again with great pride. Eternal i'll lie.
  2. Excessive Rain

    Honestly? Welcome to the temperate zone
  3. Radioactive ore

    I don't ever see this happening to be honest, not as part of core TFC2 atleast. Make a mod and call it a day
  4. Hello, Im new

    WELCOME TO THE TFC FORUMS! Now with that out of the way, TFC1 is not available for Minecraft version 1.8 and above. TFC2 is as the name implies, a vastly different thing, in effect it is a set of islands with "tiers", from early bronze to late steel. Currently at early alpha stage, it is more of a prerelease/bug hunting ground, although it is possible to live and play there. This thread should contain a lot of firsthand knowledge (as in dying horribly) for TFC2. the TFC2 Discussion section is also alive and burning, so head on over there. And remember, losing is FUN!
  5. A serious issue

    I'm trying to read this.... My brain is full of fuck right now
  6. permission to forward port/update TFC1

    As far as i know our own resident kitten is still hard at work on tfc1, whether it's merely bugfixing or ensuring compatibility i don't know. That said, give either @Bioxx or @KittyChanley a formal request (Twitter or forum PM). Prayers and/or appeasing by sacrificing a few virgins optional.
  7. Holy mother Mary's tatas, gems do really exist here. I will shamelessly use that next time for band practice
  8. Apiculture in TFC2?

  9. Boreal Forest Village

    Well hello there sexy! This is beginning to look less like a bloomery and more like a middle eastern dwarf temple, the chimneys are remniscient of Masjid domes/minarets. Which i guess was the point? All in all, asbsolutely Haram! (TFC2 Dwarves when?)
  10. Actually, B was really generous with the upates then. Might partly be because of frequent bugfixes and "ohgodnowhathaveiwrought" moments, i remember distinctly there once were five patches to a new version, all in the same day. 99 little bugs in the code take one down, patch it all around. 117 little bugs in the code take one down.... Dunk was kinda moderating the forums, and always had something to say to suggestions, be it good or full on lockdown. Derails were a norm too. (Sherlock Holmes incident anyone?) It seems like things are too serious nowadays
  11. Smithing takes all the fun out of this mod

    *twitch* Smithing is a infinitely finicky thing to do, alone the knowledge needed is staggering, TFC's equivalent is letting us off lightly. It was never intended to be easy, nor learnable in five minutes. I'm just glad there is a temperature or progress bar at all. Also, have this for a little motivation: I once taped a post it note with five notches to the side of the bar, in my defence i was new to the game then.
  12. Oh man, that's.... Yeah, back when the world was young eh? Where did Noodles go off to? Or our resident real life miner? And.... B is still active right?
  13. Boreal Forest Village

    I'm loving the triple bloomery design! Ever thought of using that for a castle?
  14. TFC Engineer

    Does it have wifi? So uhh... i became so hungry i violated causality by eating the tuna sandwich before making it. Need help to stop zilching into 5th dimension at random, the other me's don't like tuna.
  15. So..... I'm afraid I am a little late for the party... Anyone here?
  16. Crack a joke

    Alright, comedy time! All jokes are welcomed, be they text, ascii art or memes. Though kudos to the people making me flip over laughing without posting a meme . Broad diversity is to be encouraged, from puns of other jokes posted, musical jokes or in my case very twisted humor. making dead baby jokes is strongly encouraged by my part, though implicit sexual content with aforementioned and other similar themes (see spoiler if you dare) is uhmmm...errrr, lets keep it happy guys ^^ Bottomline of this, jokes with descriptive or considerably detailed sexual content will not be tolerated! EDIT: WARNING!!!! THIS IS PURELY FOR THE SAKE OF SHOWING NOT TO DO THIS. BY OPENING THIS SPOILER YOU AGREE THAT YOU ARE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE, DO NOT HAVE A FAINT HEART, DO NOT MIND MENTAL SCARRING OR HAVE MEMORIES OF CHILD ABUSE. what is the hardest part when blending a baby? Answer: masturbating while you hold the camera. EDIT: So i had a chat with spanser in IRC about how i was drunk while doing this. I realised i had to make this example thing a bit more clear. I will start. How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Answer: it depends on how hard you throw them. Please keep your jokes in the format as seen above I'l leave the rest to you guys
  17. TFC translation

    bump for doing danish, i worked on it a little with some other guy. It seems it is about 99% done, the rest are some tricky words that do not exist in danish.....
  18. Multi-Crossover Roleplay Thread of Randomness

    ohh my, i think i'll just lay over there for a while and look at clouds.... *lights a smoke* *sighs* how troublesome.....
  19. Multi-Crossover Roleplay Thread of Randomness

    Yes, please that took long enough ^^ but no not combined, it is called genjutsu and i did that on her, i know that she was well out of my ability to defeat her physically, thus i proceeded to destroy her should not have done that my sword-wielding friend, she has already lost. And i don't like helpless women getting pushed around. *Throws something at killster* it follows him on his rampage connecting to his palm, a message appears, it is a mark, a stylized scenery of a sword cutting a chalice in half, together with a short note of intricate design and complexity. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EDIT: Bonus to those who get it.
  20. Multi-Crossover Roleplay Thread of Randomness

    The beam hits full force, but all that is left is a dead imperial soldier with one side blown away.... appears, behind her "Did you enjoy your nightmare?" She screams at me not even caring about weapons anymore, just flinging herself in my general direction... and yet again, her claws dig into a screaming imperial soldier, this time a high ranking noble or general clad in a uniform finely decorated with a long embroided mantle, the moment she touches him she begins screaming too, an uncontrollable sound vaguely resembling a name. "My prince....." she whispers, shaking uncontrollably and suddenly falling down on the bridge together with the two corpses, now both low ranked privates..... "Normally I'm not into attacking defenseless weak women, but you are clearly neither of that..." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Nope not even remotely close, i can say no full metal alchemist think my friend, might i say that i am a tactical genius helping me fin any weak spots...
  21. High-Tier Alloy Recipes

    Bumping to maybe give it a little more substance. A way this could be devised is by instead of taking this as random seed generated, there could be all these otherwise useless metals, having an effect on a given mix of alloys. There are three properties that it could add Durability as in preventing rust etc. thus raising the lifetime of a given tool. Hardness, obviously this is a two edged sword, hard is nice but too hard and it becomes brittle. Flexibility, or the amount of force it can endure while retaining shape (this is called a temporary or elastic deformation). Again as with hardness it can be too flexible thus bending way too easy (think gold/lead pickaxe).All materials could be used, no restrictions, but some would be downright deficient or would not blend and cause something unusable, i imagine all aloys have the three attributes, and maybe even different sets of the three depending on the metals used to create alloys, the mix of them, and maybe even the ratio of these (not expecting that, damn much work) Please criticize, modify or debate this
  22. Multi-Crossover Roleplay Thread of Randomness

    *Suddenly she freezes* I stand behind her, we are only connected by my shadows which are clinging to her Moves hand mysteriously again, this time both hands in different patterns... *She begins to weep* I cannot keep this up for long, someone....CATCH!! A shadow grabs Killster and throws him to the other side of the river well out of harms way where someone hopefully will catch him....
  23. Multi-Crossover Roleplay Thread of Randomness

    Hey whats up? *puts down the blue bundle he carried* is this the person you are looking for ?? *throws knife at alucards shadow* you are not going anywhere...
  24. Multi-Crossover Roleplay Thread of Randomness

    ---------------sorry noodles, while the character may have that in common it is far away from that, sloth has no sense of tactical or military knowhow... back to shit.-------------------- Alright do that, *jumps in front of the tank *throws what seems to be a knife of sorts, the tank stops in its tracks although the knife did not hit the tank itself* *moves his hands in a mysterious way* suddenly the tank crew exits the tank and proceeds to shoot themselves while screaming in terror. *jumps in the tank* alright lemme' see, so this moves the tank and this is a kind of loading mechanism..... the tank begins to move again, but the shadow of the tank is not there, instead many small stripes of shadow can be seen extending from the base of the tank covering an area around the tank ''Well this thing is nice' Proceeds to blow an enemy squad to oblivion...