Name Me!

[killster550 401]

goddammit they are linked, they are one *airlocks jag* guess theres but 1 option remaining in this galaxy: *resets the universe with the TARDIS*

[Sda215 8]

Is that your rouge Organization fleet, Lorborg? And where did that blue volley come from?

[Sda215 8]

goddammit they are linked, they are one *airlocks jag* guess theres but 1 option remaining in this galaxy: *resets the universe with the TARDIS*

Sorry for double-post.

The TARDIS was damaged during the Irken volley.

[Menoch 335]

WHAT! *continues to chomp madly on uranium-doped chips* OH you're wondering why I eat these? THE EXPEEEEEEEERIMENTS conducted show that i eaaattt RADIATION! ANY RADIATION, put MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in charge. I shall eat it, and release it in a uranium missile!!

Watch out for your Urianium intake levels.

Too much will give you radiation gas... or a bad batch of ... wait for it... Poo-tonium!

*runs away*

[killster550 401]

that was the Tardis of then, this is the Tardis of 5 minutes before that, its wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff, but it works

[lorbog 52]

Before the Renassaince Revolution?

*Before Killster's defensive mechanism could arrive, the volley collided with the megaton rays.

Beofre I was swallowed by the great Antimatter Space Wyrm, and discovered the secrets of the universe, of course. and as for theses solders they are simply my mindless followers

[Just_Another_Guy_:) 1,066]

*the reset goes wrong and they all appear in the moment of the Big Bang* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *dead :*

[Sda215 8]

We're still screwed, you know?

And I think JAG destroyed the TARDIS (We're back five minutes before the time reset).

[killster550 401]

so we got jag who's godlike, we got lorbog who's godlike, how about the good guys get some help eh? *summons *

[Sda215 8]

We're surrounded by one of the Org. Armadas headed by Admiral JAG and Lorborg's rouge Org. Fleet.

God help us.

[Menoch 335]

*the reset goes wrong and they all appear in the moment of the Big Bang* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *dead :*

*but Menoch wore his interstellar jumpsuit and surfboard and rides the big bang like a cowboy ninja doped out on pixie stix*

[lorbog 52]

Welp, only one thing left to do. Alucard *blows Whistle* kill everyone

Alucard: Yes, my Master.

[Sda215 8]

Unknown Voice: No one is dying today!

Red laser fire hit Alucard.

It's the Milennium Falcon! And the Allied Armada!

Let's kick some Organization jassy!

Good and protagonistic characters of Popular Media are part of the Allies.

[killster550 401]

reinforcements are deploying on all fronts, we'll make it

[Sda215 8]

Attack, everyone!

[lorbog 52]

*alucard Quickly reforms* * evil laugh* Do you think that will stop me?

ME: Alucard unleash your true power.

Alucard: Yes, master. The bird of hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame.

All the 1000s of souls alucard has comsumed are unleased as an undead army.

[killster550 401]

thousands of soul matter not in galactic scale warfare, we deal in the trillions *dispatches alucard personally*

[Sda215 8]

*alucard Quickly reforms* * evil laugh* Do you think that will stop me?

ME: Alucard unleash your true power.

Alucard: Yes, master. The bird of hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame.

All the 1000s of souls alucard has comsumed are unleased as an undead army.

We're in space, you know?

I know how to remedy this.

*Pulls out the Kero-Ball and presses a button.

[lorbog 52]

We're in space, you know?

I know how to remedy this.

*Pulls out the Kero-Ball and presses a button.

Oh, right, *fires a gravity missile at a nearby planet pulling everyone toward the surface*

[Sda215 8]

Oh, right, *fires a gravity missile at a nearby planet pulling everyone toward the surface*

I've transported our entire fleets into a planet already. Thank you for mopping up the rest to here, though.

And I believe that we're in.... Oh crap.

We're in Coruscant, the heart of the Republic and a significant Allied world.

Just kidding! We're back on the Mass Effect universe.

[lorbog 52]

Ugg, I grow tired of this. *opens Pandora's Box unleashing untold chaos* I think i'll be going now *warps to an unknown detestation*

[killster550 401]

*ends the dimension with a ultimate ultra black vortex bomb*

*dead*

[Sda215 8]

Ugg, I grow tired of this. *opens Pandora's Box unleashing untold chaos* I think i'll be going now *warps to an unknown detestation*

At least we're not on Coruscant itself.

Wait, Pandora's Box is an Organization super-weapon. Which explains why the Allies entered into hyperspace.

KILLSTER, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE NOW!

[Just_Another_Guy_:) 1,066]

*Wakes up* damn, it's good i have that many heads stored...

*All dragons left gather 'round him, the ball of monsters starts growing as does the light coming from it*

[Sda215 8]

Killster, we got to get out of here! Lorborg has unleashed one of the Organizations ancient superweapons and Admiral JAG is unleashing his powerful attack!