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*carpet bombs your capital while you were busy trying to find me*

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*One of our scientists reported to me that loads of carpets fell on our base, we were all confused but each resident has a new carpet now

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*they might look like regular carpets but they actually are carpet bombs!, they explode inside your houses and destroy your base!*

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*Our scientists reported that the carpets had traces of gunpowder but make a fart noise instead of exploding*

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*yes, they do, BUT! it releases toxic gas!, they never saw it coming!*

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*Turns out our scientists reported that the fart carpets released a fart like gas, they were disgusted but at least it wasn't toxic* 

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*It wasent toxic but it had a chemical that put everyone to sleep, and then we preformed airstrikes on your base!*

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*Again, the weirdest day today, the carpets emitted a gas that made everyone slightly drowsy. On another note, some missiles were shot at us, but they were no match for our anti air guns.*

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*Those were only a distraction! anyone that was still awake had to deal with getting shelled by artillery and troops being hauled in!

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*This was the weirdest thing yet. Some toy soldiers came waddling in, we dont know how they work but we just threw them in the incinerator.*

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*some EXPLOSIVE toy soldiers! They annihilated your base! While mechanized infantry rolled in!*

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*The toy soldiers exploded with one of those confetti fireworks, on the other hand an army of babies came crawling to our base, they are veery slow.*

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*they are actually holograms! It's all a deception! You don't know when i'm going to attack! I have put you on yours toes!

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*while all that happened i found your orbital base typing on a computer replying to a forums, we blank out due to the breaking of the fourth wall, we agree to never speak of it again.*

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*meanwhile, I am preparing something very special...*

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*You left a surprise birthday card for me I feel very happy now c:*

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*your so welcome ;) *

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*Wonders when the party is, i cant wait to go :D*

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*the party is in my super secret base ;) *

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"Invites himself for all the parties*

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*shoots missiles at the man who thinks he can invite himself to our party uninvited*

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just had to come say hi! o/

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*shoots missiles at the man who thinks he can just necro a thread!"

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That's a nice three and a half month win streak you have there.  Would be a shame if something happened to it.

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