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killster550

5 word story

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Is the Krski un ninjad.

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is just a small joke

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Story so far:

Oh god, the ninja cows! The ninja cows are coming! Thus, we must stop them. So let's arm ourselves with sharpened pencils and swords and crossbows that shoot farther than catapults. Once upon a time the ninja cows found a secret that no one told, of a lost bakery in the land of Bakebelieve, which was a land of Bakers, Ninja cows and the Almighty Squid, the true baker of the perfect sandwich bread that could annihilate an army as powerful as bacon sandwich. But suddenly a wild Krski appeared! Using my Master Ball... And wolf was the Lord of Wolves, also known as Lord Of Wolves, president of the Wolf Kingdom whose Lord Is the Krski un ninjad. The pancake in this message is just a small joke

I fixed some grammar.

ctd.

which will one day be

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destined to wield this weapon?

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Because there is no hamster

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on a piano, eating pop-corn.

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But, there is a hamster

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inside a blender with cherries

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that is secretly the heir

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Bakers of the Round Table

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that is eating tomato seeds!

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So, the hamster actually WILL

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win the war and cure

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bakeitis. This will mean that

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people might be happy. But

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the evil russian scientist won't.

(off topic : maybe this story is going to make sense at the end :D)

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Because he likes it when

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Now we are going to

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