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killster550

5 word story

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the drug that the Squid

(hint : put in the water hint...hint hint !! ;D )

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put in our golden mead.

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Now let us face the

(^_^ HINT : unweary and unbeatable army of the snadwich ! )

(HINT2 : use my hint )

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weary and beatable army of

(oops too many words)

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crazy apes with electric saws

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and steath bombers of cheese

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with high speed kitten launchers.

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The launchers launched at wind

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when the tempretarture was hot

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so the missles went up

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exploded into a fountain of

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rainbows, kittens, skittles, unicorns and

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what no one knew however

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was that these manly things

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were secretly non-manly, and that

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that they were all actually

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Gamma Radiation induced hallucinations.

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and exploaded do to malfunction.

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causing a fountain of irradiated

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mendeljevium to fall to the

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already irradiated zombie ninja squirrels

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to dope chips with uranium (:D)

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