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killster550

7 word story

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So I guess we just continue the

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task we got in here then ok?

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Yes, so now we must summon a...

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giant from hell or TFC is gone

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We need some stuff for the ritual...

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like baked chalk and cianide for snacks ,

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And the blood from a virgin so...

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we can make a periodic sistem of

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the fact that this is going on

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The 7 Word Story

once upon a time there was a story that started like this : once upon a time there was an evil Krski with a maniacs laughter , he was Carving a pumpkin for the holiday season and said, do you think this is a joke , you shall die in the sugary hell of mount food. Then he went and killed a zoo with " marzapan " and proceeded to eviscerate anyone in his path with a magical whisk of death. Where are mountains born and also die? both are situated on the Tectonic plates because the plates are in the sky! Don't fall plates! I just washed you... Plates : we shall not fail you master! WHY PLATES?! YOU CANT DO THIS TO... THE MONSTER YOU CALL MASTER. but alas. He is pure and he is a... a magical magician who sometimes makes pies and in the pies are Severed thighs. but what was unknown about the pies They were too big and they couldent find enough lemons to fill them up so he had to put them in a giant lime fortune cookie that had been eaten by the Grim Reaper himself while he was in the kitchen making purple soup from bats and rats and Giant talking lemons that where actually limes That were really steves in a big. lemon suit that was actually a lime but the lime suit was really a unripe lemon suit that was bigger But it was also smaller and a... giant lime pretending to be a lemon But it was really a giant pumpkin... pretending to be a giant orange lime But it could also spit fire and... Turn into a giant crystal dragon with Large angel wings that could blacken the... souls of any mortal that gazed upon  Askilon the destroyer of worlds and of People. The Dragon sought to destroy the Gods, and even the whole universe because It was a being of chaos, and And yet he was a being of magical friendship powers. He loved eating plump Plums that came from his plum tree of magic that gave magic plums that Could give him powers to move the giant golden apple tree that grew in The promise land that when you ate it's fruit, you would get resistance 2, But it would also give you a rather annoying ability to continuously shoot random big long lightning bolts out of your tail bone, which made you make rude Comments about someones head because it was a tailbone, and all tailbones have a certain creepiness about them because they look like a tailbone, and tailbones are creepy Because The Dark One's sword is made from rainbows and bunny hearts from candyland and it was also made of giant raspberry cheesecake sorbet pie sundae juice packs that were so big that it could give all the kids in the world a gigantic, vestigial and very uncomfortable tailbone that never knew that it was really... the remnants of the tounge of the Great googly moogly who knew how to... Summon past members from the depths, so he could eat the brains of his... Compiled version of his 5 words story. But then he also made a giant... Pumpkin Pie and a large mug of  coffee that was so hot it could... Melt ironbars and so strong that it it could withstand the blast of a... Supercharged creeper, hm if I drank that, I would have endless blast-down-walls... protection, and maybe be dead aswell,so I'd rather not have that coffee. But... it's a pitty to toss away those, old boots they have been my favorite... but I have a new pair of... boots waiting for me back home, so ill just go take a walk in... Ponyville to see all of the Mane-6 and get there autograph. Meanwhile in Illinois corki99 types up his responses in... a nice way. And I Aer-mole did. dubble posting here twise in a row Then corki99 uses the power post reactivate. yay! good now we can continiue this. Yes is has been such a long... time since it started, 100 posts actually. So I guess we just continue the task we got in here then ok? Yes, so now we must summon a... giant from hell or TFC is gone We need some stuff for the ritual... like baked chalk and cianide for snacks , And the blood from a virgin so... we can make a periodic sistem of farts that destroy... the fact that this is going on THE END???

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I did it because the previous reply was made 30 October so technically it was dead in 9 days

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So should we make a new one ?

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there once was a un-cooked potato man

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who had ordered a seperate topic for it

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and realized that it was a no go

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So he continiued going forth, not turning back.

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talking to himself through the deep dark

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then suddenly out of nothing a fairy appeard

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and made him a age 30 wizzard

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His new name is gandalf the grey 

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and his task was to guide some folk's

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that did not like to continue here anymore 

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to seven days of sunshine and happiness

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so they jumped to the 8th day!

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