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corki99

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Simple: 1. Learn c++ and Java. 2. Make a TFC addon that lets you milk squid. 3. Make cheese. 4. Profit?

 

I attached a pair of deer legs to replace my stolen ones. Being the only deer/human hybrid, the Queen of England wants to meet me. What should I say?

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first of all, ask her to forbid hunting on deers. that might become an issue otherwise...

 

 

 

a couple of peenutbutteryellysandwishes entered our dimension and are trying to eat all bananas! help!

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Let them. Bananas are heartless creatures. And they taste nasty.

 

 

I have all the Star Wars songs drilled into my head! How can I ensure they stay there forever?

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plug a cable into your brain and connect it to a computer. next, find a playlist on youtube with all star wars songs. Then upload the list into your brain, write a program that plays that list forever and burn the cable.

 

 

i just created a nuclear bomb out of toiletpaper. should I get the nobel price of peace or should I destroy a nation?

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North Korea seems a little unnecessary. Evacuate the people before you bomb a nation, first.

 

 

I've written the progra- all of a sudden: pineapples -!

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Install iPine (Apple+Pine)

 

I put some buttered bread on the back of my cat.

How can I prevent a white hole?

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Put buttered bread all over the cat so there isn't a cat for the white hole to form on.

(by the way, clever response.)

 

 

iPine seems to be incompatible with everything. Is there a windows version?

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It's called Spruce but everyone hates it like GIMP.

 

The cat stopped accelerating, but is still rotating, it will burn the earth surface

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Smother it with a supplementary amount of liquid nitrogen. If that doesn't work, try not to pet it so roughly. 

 

 

The chicken decided not to cross the road and I need to convince it to. Any ideas?

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What? Are you a real Minecrafter? Use seeds, obviously.

 

ThereisamosquitoJUSTNOWINMYROOMANDITSBITINGME!

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Idunnowhattodoihatebugssothisisbiasedbutitmightbetimetoenditrightthere

 

I ran out of - *words run out*

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Here, here, have some smelling salt.

 

A zombie virus had been released!

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Hehe, chainsaws.

 

 

I've created a paradox by having a lack of problems and I need to get rid of the black hole it created.

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make out on top if it, duh!

 

Tony Stark created a new element by arranging protons and neutrons in a buckyball, but they are all about to collapse in on themselves and obliterate everything with the massive release of energy!

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Surround the affected subatomic particles with a chain mail made entirely of Nokia phones.

 

 

My cat can't stop twitching excessively and rapidly (not really, fabricated for the purpose of this reply). I don't know whether to stop laughing and call a vet or get the heck out of there.

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Run. As far as you know, it could explode.

 

 

 

My keyoard's "" key is roken. What do I do?

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Although mildly inconvenient, you could have the letter "b" on your clipboard all the time and just paste it when you need to. I would make it an excuse to get a beefier computer.

 

 

The cat did indeed explode, so violently that it collapsed back onto itself and now there is a inside-out cat meowing at me for food. Got any therapy recommendations??

 

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Maybe if I figure out how to recreate the explosion I can prevent ptsd before I get it...

 

 

I'm also out of catfood, and the neatest cat store is across the river and through the woods. If I order it, how can I prevent my cat from eating me instead while we wait?

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You can make a cage of the most anciest Tibetan bamboo and wait the cat to ferment. Then you can pet the cat without danger, if you like its inside.

 

My problem is that i don't have any problem just now to write...

 

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Simple, travel to a new dimension and find new problems there

 

 

Help, I tried to build a time machine but I hit the wrong button and now everything but my phone and I is a void, including the time machine

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Does it have wifi?

 

So uhh... i became so hungry i violated causality by eating the tuna sandwich before making it.

Need help to stop zilching into 5th dimension at random, the other me's don't like tuna.

 

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