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Squirrelzz

If Bioxx add's towns or even NPC's I want prostitutes.

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^title, Its late, I'm going to bed now.

Post what you think; :lol:

I figured that everyone has posted outrageous ideas, why not me..?

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well.....

(on an unrelated sidenote, does anyone know how to embed videos? can't seem to find a BB code that works.. )

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^title, Its late, I'm going to bed now.

Post what you think; :lol:

I figured that everyone has posted outrageous ideas, why not me..?

okay so

1.Bioxx has said no villages/NPC's anything of the kind

2.Try reading some of the stickied threads before posting things

3.No....just no

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In german - people tend to say something to their kids, if they try to use these 'special' argument for doing something that was not allowed.

"But XY did this too!"

The answer in the most of cases is then;

"If XY is jumping out of the window, will you jump too?"

Oh yeah - high philosophy...

I understand that this thread was opened 'cause someone wanted to be funny. But how does it come, that I'm not laughing?

Yes, Bioxx said this - and maybe also that - but this board is called 'suggestions' and we all know, that different people has a different flavor.

The one like a populated world in their games - other not - Bioxx decided what HE want in his mod, so that's his rule.

But this is still a board for suggestions and there is only ONE thing you can hold those people against; the fact, that they haven't used the search function before posting. But to stay fair; who of us REALLY doing this all the time?

So, trust me - my sense of humor is very distinct as far as dark. But I definitely see NO reason for mocking people only because they say what they would prefer. That's what this board was made for. So if they're asking for things that was discussed and maybe refused before - tell them what's the fact and teach them to use the search-function instead of open fake-threads in the wrong section - especially, when it's absolutely clear, that they will end in harassment and fight!

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Woke up. Took a piss, checked forum post. Saw Butthurt. Enjoyed butthurt. Now, lets do some correcting!

As to you noodles.. Let me refer you to a non stickie by bioxx

Will there be NPC's to fill roles in cities? Added 8/10

Probably not unless a very compelling reason is brought forth. I would rather see players take advantage of the systems than have a computer controlled NPC doing everything.

There for, as in life, there is a chance he could add NPC's. Nothing is set in stone here, so please, before being all "I'm so smart, im going to correct a joke like an armchair warrior." Ask your mum about chances, and how they work.

Now.. on to butthurt number 2. mr waveshaper

I'm not gonna correct any spelling nor grammar, but I will correct the point you were trying so hard to make. Who the heck do you think I'm mocking? I wasn't mocking anyone! don't assume what is not there. And who said I was kidding? How is it a fake thread? Seems pretty real to me. You sound like the type of person that goes around telling people "Those are stupid questions." I can give a valid reason on the way prostitutes would change a game. But I'm not gonna because It's a joke. Yeah I'm sure everyone here would dig some minecraft prostitutes, SEEMS VERY LOGICAL. DON'T YA THINK?

So pull your panties out of your "Butt" and see the joke. Cause I'm 100% sure you missed it.

That being said, I'm going back to bed... AGAIN.

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Little boy is crying because none was laughing about his joke? Ohhhhhh, how pathetic...

You should better watch your speech and stop disparage people if you want to show the world how smart and adult you are.

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Let me put it for you like this.

Primus:

The thing is Mr. Squirrelzz. The creator of this mod Bioxx seems to have temporarily withdrawn from active feature development, this said you would have to convince Dunkleosteus the other dev whis is unlikely to happen.

Secundus:

It is my personal opinion that the devs do not go for anything sex-related, as that would force them to put an age-restriction on this mod.

(ya know kids play minecraft too and there has been something like this awhile ago in a derail). This is based on previous discussions about similar controversial themes, as adding religion etc. the stance of the devs was rather not adding things that could potentially offend segments of the playerbase.

Tertiam:

Creating a thread only for the sake of making a joke does not belong in the suggestions forum, but in the off-topic section.

Wasting space like this is the proven way of making people dislike you (and of course bans).

Quartus:

Please elaborate further on the positive immersive or otherwise game enhancing effects, prostitutes would serve in this mod.

Cheers :P

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Woke up. Took a piss, checked forum post. Saw Butthurt. Enjoyed butthurt. Now, lets do some correcting!

As to you noodles.. Let me refer you to a non stickie by bioxx

There for, as in life, there is a chance he could add NPC's. Nothing is set in stone here, so please, before being all "I'm so smart, im going to correct a joke like an armchair warrior." Ask your mum about chances, and how they work.

Now.. on to butthurt number 2. mr waveshaper

I'm not gonna correct any spelling nor grammar, but I will correct the point you were trying so hard to make. Who the heck do you think I'm mocking? I wasn't mocking anyone! don't assume what is not there. And who said I was kidding? How is it a fake thread? Seems pretty real to me. You sound like the type of person that goes around telling people "Those are stupid questions." I can give a valid reason on the way prostitutes would change a game. But I'm not gonna because It's a joke. Yeah I'm sure everyone here would dig some minecraft prostitutes, SEEMS VERY LOGICAL. DON'T YA THINK?

So pull your panties out of your "Butt" and see the joke. Cause I'm 100% sure you missed it.

That being said, I'm going back to bed... AGAIN.

Are you suggesting that prostitution might be the very compelling reason bioxx was talking about?

Also, a better post to quote would be this one.

NPCs

There are plenty of things that NPCs could be used for in TFC but none of your reasons are good enough for me to want to have to add NPCs to the equation on top of everything else. Whats that? Your idea IS good enough? No its not.

Once TFC leaves beta and we have in place an easy way for others to create mods targeted at TFC and you want NPCs then by all means add them. It is not and will not be a focus of our development.

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^title, Its late, I'm going to bed now.

Post what you think; :lol:/>

I figured that everyone has posted outrageous ideas, why not me..?

My guess is if you want villages, npc's and prostitutes in a sandbox world, Grand Theft Auto 3 through 5 should satiate your appetite.

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WTF?!!? No prostitutes in my game! I'll allow escorts.

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facepalm cannot describe the feeling i felt when i read the OP -_-

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facepalm cannot describe the feeling i feel when i read the OP -_-

HEADDESK!

Or for the more adventurous, HEADFRIDGE!!!!!!!!

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Here you go.

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^title, Its late, I'm going to bed now.

Post what you think; :lol:

I figured that everyone has posted outrageous ideas, why not me..?

Prostitution? What the blazes were you thinking, man? I apologize, but this is one of the worst suggestions I've ever read.

Also for the fact that I am a fifteen year-old girl.

Above is fake; jokes on you again, ;P.

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:P Everyone, Its a joke, you should READ everything, and get the sarcasm. God damnit, Can't tell if extremely stupid, Or just stupid. Now, I'm going to quote myself 10 times..

But I'm not gonna because It's a joke. Yeah I'm sure everyone here would dig some minecraft prostitutes, SEEMS VERY LOGICAL. DON'T YA THINK?

But I'm not gonna because It's a joke. Yeah I'm sure everyone here would dig some minecraft prostitutes, SEEMS VERY LOGICAL. DON'T YA THINK?

But I'm not gonna because It's a joke. Yeah I'm sure everyone here would dig some minecraft prostitutes, SEEMS VERY LOGICAL. DON'T YA THINK?

But I'm not gonna because It's a joke. Yeah I'm sure everyone here would dig some minecraft prostitutes, SEEMS VERY LOGICAL. DON'T YA THINK?

But I'm not gonna because It's a joke. Yeah I'm sure everyone here would dig some minecraft prostitutes, SEEMS VERY LOGICAL. DON'T YA THINK?

But I'm not gonna because It's a joke. Yeah I'm sure everyone here would dig some minecraft prostitutes, SEEMS VERY LOGICAL. DON'T YA THINK?

But I'm not gonna because It's a joke. Yeah I'm sure everyone here would dig some minecraft prostitutes, SEEMS VERY LOGICAL. DON'T YA THINK?

But I'm not gonna because It's a joke. Yeah I'm sure everyone here would dig some minecraft prostitutes, SEEMS VERY LOGICAL. DON'T YA THINK?

But I'm not gonna because It's a joke. Yeah I'm sure everyone here would dig some minecraft prostitutes, SEEMS VERY LOGICAL. DON'T YA THINK?

But I'm not gonna because It's a joke. Yeah I'm sure everyone here would dig some minecraft prostitutes, SEEMS VERY LOGICAL. DON'T YA THINK?

I hope everyone gets it now.. If not, Don't even bother posting.

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Little boy is crying because none was laughing about his joke? Ohhhhhh, how pathetic...

You should better watch your speech and stop disparage people if you want to show the world how smart and adult you are.

OH YES BECAUSE THE LIKING FROM PEOPLE OVER THE INTERNET REALLY HURTS ME. Oh no.. I'm not gonna have cool internet friends. I'm so sad, I should go kill myself now.. Boo-hoo.

Doesn't matter if no one's laughing at my joke, I'm laughing at them for not laughing at it. taking it so serious. Either way I win!

WATCHA GOTTA SAY NOW BOYYZYZZ

OFF TO MY NON-COOL NON-INTERNET FRIENDS PLACE TO HAVE SOME NONE COOL/INTERNET FUN!

Stay frosty my friends!

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There's a difference between joking and lying. Joking makes fun of something appropriate to a certain extent, and not over to a point where it becomes a lie. Lying is similar to joking, but it goes beyond a joke over in a negative and inappropriate way.

This isn't a joke; it's a lie, Squirrelzz. And you've wasted everyone's time and yours trying to make a joke.

I'm in no mood to argue, so please take this as a sort of constructive criticism, and never do this disasterous action again. And I will argue if I have to.

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So... You make this thread to make a (really unfunny) joke, just for the sake of it, in the wrong place; and then you get angry at people insulting your intelligence for doing so. I hope you are happy with the flame war you brought on yourself :/

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Who said I was mad? I'm laughing at them for being complete idiots.. Not "Understanding" the sarcasm. Even clearly written as so. Just because its not funny to you, doesn't mean its not funny to everyone. I'm sure you're all the coolest people in your little 4th grade classes.

Lol, I insulted no one, until someone attacked me. So threatened by as you would say. "poor joke." That you retorted to insults and poorly written attacks.

@sda209 You read the title didn't you? I think the only one who's lying to themselves is yourself. for the fact that you CLEARLY had to read it before clicking. And now your complaining I wasted you're time? you're pathetic.

By the way, all my friends thought my post was funny.. And their all great/educated people. And one even has a MD in psychology. And says that SDA has no idea what he's talking about and I quote "His post was complete rubbish and wasted more of my time reading then your[implying to mine] original post."

he also said everyone on here [who's flaming] should maybe use their awesome internet powers. and Google some local psychiatrist. As they sound like lonely losers who sit in their dark rooms and get angry at silly pointless post. from random people on the internet. he said the cause for getting angry at such silly things is normally linked to much serious other problems.

PS @sda: argue away, I like to argue too.. :)

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instead of giving mr Troll the attention he craves for his lulz, how about we just ignore it and let this slide down into the abyss beyond the second page?

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instead of giving mr Troll the attention he craves for his lulz, how about we just ignore it and let this slide down into the abyss beyond the second page?

I'm very tempted to give Squirrelzz a good burning here; and I'm fairly certain others desire to give him one as well...

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I'm very tempted to give Squirrelzz a good burning here; and I'm fairly certain others desire to give him one as well...

Oh burn me away like a Saturday night joint. Oh honey, I'm waiting!

PS: I love nazis, and black people. I also have a soft spot for the mentally unstable. And I hate old people.

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like i said, every single sentence we utter will be used against us, let my post be the final post, dont post anymore, its just a lot of BS and trolling.

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Prostitutes are dirty whores. I want escorts.

I'm very tempted to give Squirrelzz a good burning here; and I'm fairly certain others desire to give him one as well...

As if you could.

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