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Three Word Story

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Summary :

here i go to the park to see my very large cousin. who looks like a hairy dog who ate at his house because the burger joint was closed due to an invasion by the SWAT ninja bunnies brigade that took over ipman's home city also known as foshan, in the world of Narnia goverened by the US president, Barack Mihail Terry Wong However, that is just an imposter that hates to show his true banana. I will now begin a new life as Commander Shepard vas the winner of the Normandy SR-2 and the Hunger consumed the Flood that took over the ink sac of life. Now this is what Will inevitably happen to the world That I made. in my pants The Organization invaded the nether regions cities, towns, and home base, the Allies fought valiantly and conquered British top hats. Therefor the beaver population was conquered by the Russian vodka and Russia drank 40 floz bottles of Russian vodka ;they got drunk and sang songs about flying white ponies. Then they went to space , the realm of evil dastardly aliens loving to spasm into bloody chunks. Then the fairy began to assault the bloody chunks and devoured them to hellish oblivion of the Underworld goverened by Cerberus and Hercules's son who is called Booby the Goat.Henceforth, this day the armies of Calabash reign the entire Multiverse and wait for the day that Hey-Zeus will use for lightning firing the golden tree of Hepheastus, the god of that tree who ate the pig iron apple of blue steel and rose gold mined from the awesome planet Pheromone that appeared when Ronald Regan threw a molotov cocktail that blew his new awesome tank out of the water mixed with oil and some tea harvested from the crazy Kookaburra beans that were used to get people to breathe fire and kill the slaves of Mr. Potato, the current president of the hand of grace because he was a big potato that potatoed everyone to mashed potato-ness because he was obviously the potato that looked like a potato-shaped yellow big potato that was a president of the big potatoes company that sold potatoes as man slaves to farm potatoes that were used to make tomato goo.Then he ate the goo and turned her into a bear. the bear then ate him and spit him out. INTO A PIT of sharpened librarians that were actually crazy killers like pipi long stocks that celebrated Christmas with a sharp book of History which burned forevermore. Then he shot the rasengan into a pit of Bioxx's coal that was charcoal from a tree made of blankets and pillows of small children's souls and the tooth was kapok wood and red steel and gold nuggets and silver if the rocket starts to listen to say say hi I am the excited evil pumpkinMasterWhoWhooo but I am not understanding this at all now and probably will do a suicide because I am a silly wolf. But first i am not silly what have i?Soon after that do then maybe? What is happening? THidD iSssS Maattscsrichhhhhhs (alright, calling it quits, will someone sumarize what we got into a metastory for us?)


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hehe, thanks krski, now to edit out the last sentence and start a new thread :3


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