Name Me!

[corki99 23]

Oh well, sorry, I'm doing that right now

 

Thunder Shrew

[Sda215 8]

(401st post.)

 

It's The Nameless Name. Too late, sorry, go to your computer and write MinatoxYukari fanfics, or whatever pairing you prefer in Persona 3.

[corki99 23]

mmmm... No.

 

Its thunder shrew

[Sda215 8]

For the last time, it's The Nameless Name. Too late, sorry, go home and play Persona 4.

[corki99 23]

sorry I have more fortitude than you, and I don't have Persona 4

 

And I say Thunder Shrew

[Sda215 8]

(I'm only saying that because I am getting tired of being a broken record, and I want something more interesting to happen.)

 

That's it! Corki99, I make a formal declaration of war! Let's settle this dispute like men, and end this petty feud. You will not enjoy this fight, at all.

 

Prepare for war!

 

(There. Now, there's something more interesting than being a broken record.)

[corki99 23]

Preparing for war it is than

But let me warn you, I have giant death robots(Civ V reference)

[Sda215 8]

I have countless fleets of Mandalorian ships. Including Kelbade Capital Ships, Vengeance Frigates, StarViper and Skipray Blastboat squadrons, Interceptor IV frigates, and Crusader corvettes. Not to mention I have an array of nuclear missiles at your disposal.

 

I am warning you, I have a much broader range of imagination - take a look at the Name Me! derail in the previous pages, and you will see what we're capable of.

[corki99 23]

Fine, you going there, Ill go there.

 

I have fleets of Imperial Kronatayan Warships, warp capable with multi-phasic disrupters and high yield antimatter-matter torpedos with primary and secondary shielding. I also have a whole army of Kronatayan warriors armed with tritonite and prilladium battle armor with disrupters and Lanshrills with a edge as small as a molecule.

 

Do not provoke the Kronatayan Empire because you will come in alive and come out dead.

[Sda215 8]

*Snaps fingers.

 

Boom. I just set back your empire's technology back 10,000 years, so while your technology is still in the Space Age era, they are severely outdated compared to the might of Mandalore's warships.

 

*Snaps fingers, again.

 

Boom. And I made sure that I am protected against your acts of retaliation using this type of imagination I am using (that skill applies to everything that I create with my mind), and this skill makes sure that you can't protect yourself against this type of imagination I am using.

[corki99 23]

Hm...

 

*snaps fingers

 

Boom. I just restored my fleet back to there advanced technology 

 

*snaps fingers one more time

 

Boom. I transform myself Into the Tengu Samurai

And I take my sword and with one swing ten of your ships and destroyed

 

(you may not destroy me because I have Q at my side and he says he has the continuum's permission to turn you into a mortal)

Because we all know that you are a Q 

[Sda215 8]

I can always replace those ships.

 

You can't take me down, as well. You will be destroyed by our imaginations (assuming Killster and Kimbblesrath were with me, not to mention Srgnoodles and Just_Another_Guy_, then you're pretty much screwed. You're still screwed anyway, if it was just Killster, or I, or God forbid, Killster and I).

 

*Sends the fleets against Kronatayan fleet, wave after wave, in innumerable numbers.

[corki99 23]

Uhh ohhh...

 

The continuum has just striped you of your powers

 

All of your ships disappear and you cant summon them back because your mortal

 

Now you are on death lane under Kronatayan authority.

[Sda215 8]

And I say 'Nope'!

 

*Summons more Zann Consortium ships and sends them against the Krotonayan fleet.

[corki99 23]

This argument is closed you cant fight the Q continuum

 

And your still are planned to be executed by the Kronatayan government

[Sda215 8]

We veterans (all of the crazier and fun ones) are known to violate the sense of everything. Your attempt to say that the 'Q Continuum' cannot be fought is futile; I've already violated its rules.

 

And I planted a dummy government to replace your Kronatayan government. Now, the Kronatayan military is under my control.

[corki99 23]

Seriously, if you watched star trek you will know that Q Continuum cant be defiled

 

And just to say

 

Our soldiers have a warrior code and the soldiers only follow the emperor and they know you are not the emperor.

[Sda215 8]

Impossible; nothing can ever be truly undefiled. Even the Q Continuum is subject to the fate of being broken. It's just how we crazies and fun-lovers--basically (almost) everyone--work; we strive to break the laws of everything, and they end up being destroyed, in one way or another.

 

The Q Continuum cannot avoid this fate, no matter how much they claim that they are unbreakable.

 

Oh well, if they follow a warrior code, then I must defeat their emperor in a death match. Only then, may I be able to control the Kronatayan Empire.

 

*Obliterates the Emperor and makes sure all of his lineage is wiped out.

 

There, now the Kronatayan Empire is mine!

[corki99 23]

The Kronatayans soldiers might be warriors but they do not follow tyrants

 

Now you are continuously bombarded by disruptor and torpedo fire by ships in orbit

 

And now you are also being attacked by the endless kronatayans warriors coming at you

[Sda215 8]

*Le sigh...

 

*Fires a Hypervelocity gun at Kronatayan capital ships, destroys all of them in one shot.

 

*Summons an army of Shadows and have them drain the minds of all of the Kronatayan warriors in sight, turning them into literal zombies.

 

*Zann Consortium fleets arrives and wipes up much of the Kronatayan frigates, corvettes, and fighters.

[corki99 23]

That might work for prewarp ships but Hypervelocity beams don't work well with shields.

 

The Kronatayan warriors are to strongly willed to be possed by non-corporeal life forms.

 

Zann Consortium's ships are too low tech to put up much of a fight against Imperial Kronatayan Battle cruisers, battle ships, and dreadnoughts.

[Sda215 8]

A Hypervelocity beam is basically a giant plasma slug. I've seen it bypassing even the strongest of shields, and it's pretty deadly.

 

Consortium ships, while we don't have distruptor cannons (we do have distruptor rifles, oddly enough), we make up for our cunning, resourcefulness, and number. We're extremely numerous, and I'm sure Kronatayan shields don't last forever.

 

Oh look, here comes several massive Imperial fleets. Blast, they have so many Star Destroyers, frigates, corvettes, and fighters that I didn't think was even possible for the Empire. Crap, and they got the Eclipse with them, too.

 

Well, better make a run for it. All Consortium ships, retreat to the asteroid belt! I repeat, retreat to the asteroid belt! None of their ships are designed to effectively shield against asteroids!

 

*Consortium fleets retreat into thick asteroid belt.

 

Consortium ships are known to be well-suited for asteroid-dense environments. Those Imperial fleets, on the other hand, they look pretty powerful. With the Eclipse with them, there is a good chance your Kronatayan warships are pretty screwed.

 

Well, I'm going to let you two guys fight it out. Have fun dealing with the Sith Lord handing your Kronatayan butts on a silver, dark force platter!

 

(Isn't a battleship and a battlecruiser the same thing?)

[corki99 23]

I don't know about you but I would be happy to destroy a "Imperial" fleet. Even if a eclipse is happening we destroy the eclipse.

 

Hm. They are putting up quite a fight, but we manage to hold them back (and even if we were to retreat, they would not be able to follow us because they are confined by the speed of light while our ships already have trans-warp drive which is considerably faster than light)

 

Oh and i forgot to mention but I have what you would call the force, and I'm quite powerful

[Sda215 8]

This derail is boring. I wish the others were here, then we could have a really fun derail.

[corki99 23]

Robots shat on my Horiscope