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    • Crysyn

      Only help if you can be helpful

      Hey All, A topic has come up of late in the IRC channel in regards to the general feel of the forums and the community that supports them. Things have progressed further than I would have liked with out this being addressed more publicly because I would much rather have snubbed this out sooner rather than later.. but I have been busy. Here is the general rule I would like people to follow: Wheaton's Law "Don't be a dick." Those of you from the IRC channel know that this is the only rule I ask people in there to follow and we generally have a good and lively time chatting about all manner of things. This is basic rule that just about everyone understands and I am going to expand it to the forums from here moving forward. If you can not help people in a helpful and polite manner then I simply ask you to stop. Now I generally take a back seat to moderating the forums as I like to participate in the suggestions forum fairly heavily at times and would rather do so as a forums user than a moderator. But I am also fairly well known for being the person who constantly puts their foot down and so I am stepping up and doing so on here. If you find yourself unable to respond to a message politely then I ask that you do not respond. This mostly focuses on the increasing level of hostility found within the Suggestion forum as well as the Server forum. I do not care if this is the 30th some odd time you have seen someone make the same suggestion. Or even if the new post on an older topic is one entry above the old one. I expect the members of this forum to respond politely to the user, new or old, and point to the older topic if it applies and even go the extra step to suggest they either add in new information or to summarize the outcome of the previous discussion based upon the new post's entry into it. That is what we are here for, that is why I close most topics instead of deleting them, so that they can be found and referenced down the road. The next topic is the slew of derailment attempts I have seen as of late. If you want to have fun and joke around that is what the off topic forum is for and pretty much anything goes there. I do not expect to read a suggestion thread and have to go through 3 pages of image memes people have shot back and forth. Quite simply this is a waste of my time to read and then have to clean up. Now for the summary. I am going to start taking a more active role, especially in policing the suggestion forum, and handing out warn levels to people whom I see doing this. These will be indiscriminate and applied not to just the first person who derails or is impolite on a topic or response, but to everyone whom follows the lead of that person. As I do not like doing things with out giving you all warning this post shall serve as that warning. If you have a desire to bring this topic up with me then I invite you to do so on the IRC channel. Lets raise the level of quality and grow the community. Let us not descend into the quality often found on the minecraft or league of legend forums. There is simply no need for that here. Be passionate about things, just do not be abusive.
    • Kittychanley

      Offline Servers

      Recently I've seen a few server listings showing up on the first page of the Servers forum that have been closed for an extended period of time, but have recently gotten a reply from a new member who didn't realize the server is offline. To help prevent this from happening in the future, it would be greatly appreciated if you could use the report function on the original post of any servers that have been confirmed as offline, so that the topic may be locked. If you are the admin of a server and plan on taking the server offline, please use the report function on the original post of your topic to let the TFC Staff know that the topic should be locked. If you are the admin of a server that has a locked topic, and would wish to bring the server back online, please use the report function on the original post of the topic to let the TFC Staff know that the topic should be unlocked. As always, please remember to follow rule #3 of the servers forum and update your topic title to contain the version of TFC that the server is currently running. You can do so by editing the OP, and then clicking on "Use Full Editor."
corki99

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This is a game of fixing things! How it works is that on the top of the post will be how you fixed the topic from above. Then on the bottom of the post you will put up a problem for the next person to solve. You don't have to get that into detail or get scientific on how to fix the problem, its just has to sound slightly realistic

 

Ok, hears my problem

 

"oh no! im in the middle of battle and my plasma blaster gets jammed!"

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"Unscrew the right bolt and flip the plasma oscillation pin around"

 

 

 

"I was walking down the road when a giant sinkhole opened in front of me, and now I'm trapped"

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Tell your teleportation device to beam you back home

 

My warp drive is not working correctly, what do I do?

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Adjust the negative energy ring to ensure the warp bubble is able to properly form

 

 

 

 

One of the pipes in my organ expanded internally into the w-th dimension and now that pipe has a much deeper sound than it should as the air resonates in side it. What sort of polish should I use on the keys?

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Pitch-heightening polish for the one that controls the expanded pipe and the regular one for the rest.

 

My cat is on a rampage and is destrloying all the furniture. What do i do?

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Using malleable plastic (heat in boiling water), form small plastic claw caps for each of your cat's claws to prevent the scratching.

 

 

My phone fell in the toilet, and when I went to get it out, the bowl cracked. What's the best way to fix porcelain without replacing it?

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Build a time machine, go back in time, and try to not drop the phone in the toilet again.

Or buy one of those waterproofing rubber thingies(forgot what they where called) and seal the crack, Superglue might work in a pinch as well, or maybe even some electric tape.

 

I accidentally lost my pet zombie werewolf in Las Vegas. How will I be able to prevent a zombie werewolf apocalypse without killing my pet?

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get a dog flute and a rope call your "pet" and leash him

 

"do'h" ran out of fuel and water in the middle of Sahara what to do?

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Call a tow truck.

 

Earth's orbit will bring it to a black hole in 5minuets and 3seconds. How to survive?

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Shoot a Quanti Matter torpedo into the black hole so it will collapse in on it'self.      

 

My Steam turret shakes around when it rotates and sometimes falls off, whats happening?  

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Sounds like one of your steam pipes are leaking. The pressurized jet of steam from the broken pipe is most likely messing with your turret's gears.

Since a steam turrets needs a lot of pressure, a leak from a steam turret's steam pipe has enough force to activate the turret's movement systems, or even unscrew the screws holding it in place.

 

Zombie gunk got into my AA-12 and now it's jammed. What do I do?

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Leave it in the sun for a few days, then wash it with salt water. The zombie bacteria will devour what's left of the flesh, and the salt will break up the resulting mucus. Be sure to wear gloves!

 

I successfully got a square peg into a round hole, but now it won't come out. What overused metaphor makes a good makeshift crowbar?

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Hm... that's a tough one , since you must have used a space warp to manage that , and you can't remove it because you created a unremovable field of negative gravity , i suggest you shoot a warped anti matter bomb with enough impulse to reach the body lodged in the space time self-existential warp field or so called mass field .

For the metaphor i suggest you ask Dostojevski or Tolstoj , also , mayby Hemingway knows .

 

I fogot my pocketwatch in the house , and went into the future , after some time i noticed i had forgot it so i went to the past again but it wasn't there , what should i do ? (There's a reference related to this :) )

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You should obviously build a time machine and go back to the moment just before you dropped the key. Research some quantum mechanics and try to figure out the math, then sort out this diagram:

 

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Help! I've dropped my last titanium bolt down the drain and I can't seem to fish it out. 

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Move the drain back in time by the length of it's existance , so no paradoxes with you involved can occur , but the key is retrivable . Of course all of the matter that is being erased from existance might release a energy count of mc^2 , but such a little nuke or larger , sized explosion shouldn't be a problem .

 

So i was making plans for a city skyscraper but i lost half of the materials , which board game should i use as a reference model for the building prototye so this project is still theoretically possible ?

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Jenga, the game about building higher with less materials.

 

 

sdop i qwaas plkajuuying in radiooiasctivwe waste ands muy fingfers tuirned into fishj, wast dso?

(so I was playing in radioactive waste and my fingers turned into fish, what do?)

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wash em in high oxygen water maybe it will help

 

What things would you like to know better about your partner? 

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Whether or not he can use a socket wrench.

 

I just accidentally 93MB of .rar files” and want to know what I should do. Is it was dangerous?

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Simple. Just scan them with Norton and you should be fine.

 

This thread is broken! How do you repair it?!

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just put some strange new problems at the bottom of your post

 

Help! I just ate the only chicken alive on this planet!

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Fortunately, (unfortunately for you), the last remaining chicken actually reproduced through parasitic infection. Get ready to birth 6-12 mutant chicken eggs!

 

 

The cycle apparatus on my analytical engine is consistently off by unity. Who can I call to fix this?

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U might try calling Cave Johnson. his engineers might know how to fix it.

 

 

 

My mutant chicken eggs hatched. Now tiny mutant baby chickens are conquering the world and my only weapon is some seeds?!

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U might try calling Cave Johnson. his engineers might know how to fix it.

Gotta love Cave Johnson

 

Ah ha! Thankfully even mutant chickens love seeds. Just stand on the opposite side of a lava pool and they well automatically path towards you, falling in.

 

 

I donated my legs to a legless athlete for the Olympics, but they ran off with them. Anyone know a good source of replacement limbs in Canada?

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try to capture a deer, and amputate his legs. they are not only stylefull, but also hany on rough terrain XD

 

 

 

I spawned on a lonely island with no cows. I checked nearby oceans, no other islands. its getting winter and terrafirmacraft is unforgivable towards a dairy-less diet. help!

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