The Communist Cafe

[Srgnoodles 1,030]

Alright random thought i had, we're opening the Communist Cafe, and here's some ideas for it

the desserts would be things like Lennin Mirangue Pie, and Chocolate Mousolini

any other thoughts?

[dukejuke 47]

hmmmmmmm "che"manzane ??

fits well to the commie thing but it ain't for a cafe

[Menoch 335]

Ham and Cheese with Mao-naise?

[quercus_munitor 5]

Troutskij chowder?

[Krski 36]

Russian bread ? And Vodka ?

[Mephistos_chan 26]

Chocolate Mousolini

If you mean Benito Mussolini of Italy, he was a fascist, sort of the opposite of Communist. If not sorry.

You could have a little cheese board for Putin on the Ritz (do you have Ritz crackers where you are?) or the Mikhail Gorbachev's special (chef's special, geddit? OK I'm finished)

[Srgnoodles 1,030]

ooh, the lines would obviously be incredibly long, and insted of ordering a meal, you are assigned a meal.

[Sting_Auer 59]

A few things to keep in mind:

1.) Communism means making the means of production communally owned by the public.

2.) this does not necessarily mean no privately owned anything.

3.) Russia wasn't actually Communist, it was Socialist. The Government owned the means of production.

4.) Communism != totalitarian government. In the original Marxist sense, there actually IS no state, and everything is decided through direct democracy.

5.) China wasn't/isn't Communist.

6.) North Korea isn't/wasn't Communist

7.) There has never been a large-scale Communist nation (apart from Yugoslavia, which actually did very well until it fell apart because of outside pressure). Yugoslavia being Communist I'm not positive on, so don't quote me on it. I need to look into that a bit more.

Just keep that in mind

I'm a former Republican, converted to Communist after learning more about it and what it actually calls for. I don't necessarily support the political side of Communism (direct democracy has its issues), but I wholeheartedly support it economically (making the means of production public property).

[Krski 36]

Yugoslavia was a strong country , it fell apart from outside pessure and croatian nationalizm (we tried to fight it) .My parents remember the time when Yugoslavia was bloming (right before its collapse) , i am from Serbia the only country that didn't want to break up Yugoslavia and yes it was a communist country.

У тунелу у сред мрака , сија звезда петокрака , петокрака са пет пера то је знацка пролетера , петокрака сва у крви носио је Тито први.

/^ A small part of a song i remember , that was a army song from the time my father went to army.

[Srgnoodles 1,030]

sigh, i had doubts about making this thread, i was afraid it would turn into this

We aren't going to have any arguments regarding communism here, this thread is merely here to amass funny ideas

so, no arguments or anything like that or i will eat your soul

[Leosallespoli 338]

sigh, i had doubts about making this thread, i was afraid it would turn into this

We aren't going to have any arguments regarding communism here, this thread is merely here to amass funny ideas

so, no arguments or anything like that or i will eat your soul

There was no arguing here, only a good serious post and a nice post about a country

[Srgnoodles 1,030]

There was no arguing here, only a good serious post and a nice post about a country

yeah i know, but just making sure nothing escalates into anything like that

[transcengopher 349]

the desserts would be things like Lennin Mirangue Pie, and Chocolate Mousolini

any other thoughts?

If there's something involving Lennin, it should involve muchrooms as well. Because Lennin is a muchroom.

[dukejuke 47]

gulasch Lenin (Namely Gulasch with mushrooms) ^^

One of the best things i know

[Sda215 8]

The Soviet Special.

Ingredients:

-2 5-kilogram bread loafs.

-A fresh cow, pig, or sheep corpse (Just about any domesticated animal corpse would do).

-500 grams of salt.

-1 Communist ideal.

-1 1-kilogram cheese wheel.

-99 human souls.

-1 meister or weapon soul.

-600 liters of vodka.

-1 roasted alpha wolf.

[transcengopher 349]

The Soviet Special.

-snip-

I can't see how are you supposed to cook it all. What are you suggesting?

[transcengopher 349]

Double post.

Check this out, guys.

[Srgnoodles 1,030]

Double post.

Check this out, guys.

oh my gods yes, it's actually quite good. forget where i got it at though