Oil! [not petroleum]

[Srgnoodles 1,030]

I was left on my own clothes or did they made me do it? How do I wear clothes? I'm an iron! I'm innocent!!

just a pile of clothes but you did end up burning the house down

[Leosallespoli 338]

just a pile of clothes but you did end up burning the house down

I hate when this happens, just took a nap for crying out loud! Well... let's freaking roll the goddamn dice

[Srgnoodles 1,030]

I hate when this happens, just took a nap for crying out loud! Well... let's freaking roll the goddamn dice

but the dice were lost ikn the fire when you burned the house down

[Leosallespoli 338]

but the dice were lost ikn the fire when you burned the house down

I've got dice insurance! HA got you on that one! Like I always say "better save your dice than your home!"

[Srgnoodles 1,030]

I've got dice insurance! HA got you on that one! Like I always say "better save your dice than your home!"

but the fire spread and burned down your insurance agency

[EternalUndeath 1,208]

but the fire spread and burned down your insurance agency

corporate insurance.

Failing that he can just polish rocks into dice in prison, Andy Dufresne style

[Leosallespoli 338]

but the fire spread and burned down your insurance agency

Wow... my wife... Ms. Top Hat worked there.... Oh god....

[EternalUndeath 1,208]

Wow... my wife... Ms. Top Hat worked there.... Oh god....

Don't worry, she wasn't at work when that happened

I'd know

[Leosallespoli 338]

Don't worry, she wasn't at work when that happened

I'd know

Thanks for the news Mr. Cavalrymen and I know you know... you use her, you bastard!

[Azdoine 218]

And then a skelleton popped out!

[Srgnoodles 1,030]

And then a skelleton popped out!

NO! smashes skelleton back into hole it popped out from with a massive hammer

-dont ask where it came from-

[Azdoine 218]

BUT WHO WAS HAMMER?

[ECC 508]

I have no idea where this is going... But I have popcorn.

[EternalUndeath 1,208]

And then a skelleton popped out!

BUT WHO WAS HAMMER?

Hammer iz alium fone

welcome to /x/, ladies and gentlemen

[Azdoine 218]

I still don't know who HAMMER was, but I found FONE:

http://cultso.com/artist-takes-every-drug-known-to-man-draws-self-portraits-after-each-use/

[EternalUndeath 1,208]

I still don't know who HAMMER was, but I found FONE:

http://cultso.com/ar...after-each-use/

>dem bath salts

gettin ma shotgun

[Leosallespoli 338]

Mc Hammer, is that you?

P.s. I have to stop here, is just like a derailed train.

[Gekkey Mathews 33]

Crude oil is that sticky black stuff called oil. Also called petroleum.

Mineral oil is the byproduct of petroleum refinement.

Organic (which is actually a misnomer as organic actually means, "containing carbon compounds" and therefore could be applied to any of these) oils are oils that are extracted from recently dead plants and animals.

I am not suggesting the inclusion of petroleum or mineral oils. Those would be way too rare to warrant their development.

[EternalUndeath 1,208]

Crude oil is that sticky black stuff called oil. Also called petroleum.

Mineral oil is the byproduct of petroleum refinement.

Organic (which is actually a misnomer as organic actually means, "containing carbon compounds" and therefore could be applied to any of these) oils are oils that are extracted from recently dead plants and animals.

I am not suggesting the inclusion of petroleum or mineral oils. Those would be way too rare to warrant their development.

really organic refers to hydrocarbons, not just carbon itself. else CCl₄ or diamonds would also be organic

[Leosallespoli 338]

Crude oil is that sticky black stuff called oil. Also called petroleum.

Mineral oil is the byproduct of petroleum refinement.

Organic (which is actually a misnomer as organic actually means, "containing carbon compounds" and therefore could be applied to any of these) oils are oils that are extracted from recently dead plants and animals.

I am not suggesting the inclusion of petroleum or mineral oils. Those would be way too rare to warrant their development.

Not that rare... Asphalt and tar was explored at surface.

[Srgnoodles 1,030]

Not that rare... Asphalt and tar was explored at surface.

that word you used, i do not think it means what you think it means

[lorbog 52]

I kinda like the idea of giant tar pits. there could be bones of anceint creatures hidden there and the tar itself could be a liquid that you can swim trough at only 1/2 the speed of lava and would be deadly at more than one block deep. when in deep tar you would slowly be sucked down into it and would not be able to get up and would drown very rapidly. and maybe a freind could pull you out of tar using a fishing rod.

[Leosallespoli 338]

that word you used, i do not think it means what you think it means

Well, ok... exploration, in english, is finding it. So exploitation.

[achartran 465]

Well, ok... exploration, in english, is finding it. So exploitation.

-facedesk-

I think you mean "observed" or "found"

as in, Asphalt and tar have been observed on the surface.

or

Asphalt and tar have been found on the surface.

Also, just because something appears on the surface doesn't make it common. Look at Europe, a whole fucking continent with no oil to speak of! Same goes for Eastern Asia and the Pacific. Oil (petrol) appears only in places where the conditions were right for plant and animal remains to decompose into what we know today as oil. Taking into consideration the scarcity of Oil on Earth, oil in TFC would be very uncommon, and a player could never see oil in a world, its more likely on a server, but still very uncommon. Plus, why the bloody hell do you need oil in the first place?!

[Srgnoodles 1,030]

-facedesk-

agree'd